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    Ramblings of a Mad Man

    Post  DarkReign2021 on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:36 am

    This is something I decided to do on Facebook and I figured I would share the love and fun here. It's 12:30 at night (or in the morning..), I've been sleep-deprived all week, I'm in pain from some medical issues, and I'm suffering from a combination of boredom, insominia, sugar high, and a strange inability to play videogames that has been plaguing me for 2 weeks (I blame Duke Nuke, I got myself excited for it and now I can't play anything else. So help me god if they don't release it in June.)

    So, in order to fill in the gap and occupy myself, I've been listening to Bob & Tom's Donnie Baker (I swear to god I have) and all of the Bloodhound Gang albums. As a result, I present my works of art, all written within the last half hour.

    Now remember kids, I'm a self-employed writer, a self-proclaimed literary genius of the ages, and medically diagnosed as suffering from extreme neurosis and schizophrenia. Kids, don't try this at home! (Drugs would probably be safer since most of you high school kids can't seem to even pass the 7th grade reading level.)

    To whom this may concern,

    It is your company that I yearn
    I'll do whatever it may take to earn
    your company because this rejection is a burn.
    ...
    I don't like the time I'm forced to spend alone
    I'm like a river fighting to cut through the rhetorical stone
    so pay attention to my cry for attention
    because I'm about to go insane from my anti-social retention.

    Underwear!
    Over there!
    You don't care,
    but I found underwear
    that I could wear,
    ...should you care
    about the state of my underwear
    that I found over there
    guarded by a polar bear
    even though the North pole isn't over there
    but I don't care where
    I found that polar bear
    because I found a new pair of underwear.

    Shame I don't like Underwear...

    What is this that I see?
    A fuzzy little bumblebee!
    I'm gonna make him my best buddy!
    But he doesn't want to be best friends with me! Sad
    I guess this friendship was never meant to be
    ...because my best friend the bumblebee just stung me...
    and he died... Why couldn't it be another bumblebee
    one that wasn't such a close friend to me...

    I probably ought to go to bed
    because my sleep is falling behind
    I can tell 'cause right now I'm brain dead
    and my neurotic nature is overtaking my sick and helpless mind.

    My rhyming is tasteless and my vision's turning red
    and even though I already used them, I'm reusing words like bed and behind
    because I don't feel like thinking rhyming words since soon I need to go to bed
    because I'm so tired I'm about to st...art talking about things like my behind
    My bottom, my bunyons, my pant cushions
    my buttocks, my hiney, and any other slang for ass that sounds somewhat rhymey...

    Goodnight...


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    Post  Devil Mingy on Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:54 pm

    That's... different.

    (Drugs would probably be safer since most of you high school kids can't seem to even pass the 7th grade reading level.)

    Not sure how to take that.


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    Re: Ramblings of a Mad Man

    Post  DarkReign2021 on Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:23 pm

    Devil Mingy wrote:That's... different.

    (Drugs would probably be safer since most of you high school kids can't seem to even pass the 7th grade reading level.)

    Not sure how to take that.

    That was the insanity that ensued from a sever lack of sleep and extreme boredom last night.

    And ignore that High School kids thing. I'm not referring to anybody on this site. It was copy and paste from another site I made this post on.


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    Post  Matrix on Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:10 pm

    There is no possible way I can come up with a valid response for this. Absolutely no possible way.
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    Re: Ramblings of a Mad Man

    Post  DarkReign2021 on Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:27 pm

    Just give me a cookie and we'll call it even Very Happy


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    Post  Matrix on Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:14 pm

    Here's 2 cookies *hands over two cookies* just for good measure. Smile
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    Post  Launch on Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:33 am

    This is... different. Good, but different.
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    Re: Ramblings of a Mad Man

    Post  DarkReign2021 on Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:44 pm

    Maybe if I ever get a break and can get off of this lazy streak I'll post some of my actual work. I'm been working on a small, lyrical short series on Facebook. Quick poems that establish a few unique characters and I have plans to tie each of the shorts into one overlapping plain of existence. We'll see if I ever actually get around to finishing that.


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